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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"Women, should start bragging about their size like men do. For example, I happen to be hung like a Tic-Tac."

"Why are all rabbits negro? Because they dig homes."

"Her: My father is very upset that I'm your girlfriend. Me: Well, duh, I'm very upset that you're my girlfriend..."

"Him: I like meatier girls. Me: I killed the dinosaurs. Him: What? Me: What?"

"Sometimes I'll go to a grocery store and rotate all of the Tide detergents 90 degrees and yell ""THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!"" until I'm kicked out"

"So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs"

"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""

"Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's too tired."

"How does the Asian chef get to work? He woks."