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Joke of the Day
"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
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"I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's"
"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"
"What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system silly!"
"What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave."
"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"
"Why is the fridge shaking so much? It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!"
"Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples."
"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."
"A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, ""And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"" Annie replied, ""Because people are sleeping"""