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Joke of the Day
"Why was the firewood punished? It was knotty."
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"{batman walking downstairs} ""Hmmm. Looks like Catwoman's left me a present"" [the half-eaten corpse of Birdman lies lifeless on the carpet]"
"One ply toilet paper. Get in touch with your inner self."
"I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement"
"Why/How do bakers work? They knead the dough."
"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"
"Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just ""let it go"". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now..."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"What's the best part of a woman? between 18 and 24 yrs"