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Joke of the Day

"You should never bully fat people.... They have enough on their plates"

"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"

"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"

"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."

"One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as ""toking salad"" and from that alone I'll bet my life savings he's a dad"

"Remember the game where you would take turns yelling, ""Penis!"" in public? Life was so simple before 9/11."

"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."

"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"

"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"

"I always wanted to be self-confident. Well, look at me now. Actually, don't."