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Joke of the Day
"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"
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"Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!"
"A woman in my hometown says that 50 Cent is 100% her son's father. Although, it's closer to 50 percent per Cent."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a number 2 pencil."
"Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. For your safety, that's why restaurants never serve them together."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"
"They say I have cancer and Alzheimers... But at least I don't have cancer!"
"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."
"Engineers' view about a glass of water! To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"