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Joke of the Day
"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"
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"What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip? GuacaMOLE"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
"I'm happiest when people tell me ""Don't be a hero"" because there's absolutely no way I'm going to disappoint them."
"What does it sound like when two churches fight? Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!"
"This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder."
"I'm at my creepiest when I see a drunk chick crying outside of a bar and just think 'bingo"
"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The **punch**-line :)"
"How a phone recall works. Samsung: Send us your exploding phone. Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that. Apple: You are using it wrong."
"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."