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Joke of the Day
"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"
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"I've just been offered 8 legs of venison for 25 I think it's too deer"
"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."
"So, I just found out I got some black guys in my family tree... Went to the backyard and found them still hanging there."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."
"That which does not kill me has been everything so far."
"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"
"That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button"
"trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song"
"My 3yo said Cheese is her favorite place. I don't know if I should be worried that she thinks cheese is a place or sad because it's not."