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Joke of the Day

"A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren't married we will tell each other what's honestly wrong about ourselves."

"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."

"Women can be sexist too It's just that men are better at it like everything else."

"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."

"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"

"dude you're gonna need to take me home tonight i can't drive like this ""bro this is hi-c orange lava burst"" iim a lightweight ha ha"

"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"