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Joke of the Day

"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."

"I would pay 5$ to see my girlfriend naked on the street I don't have a girlfriend, 5$ would be a good bargain"

"I don't use my power for good or evil. Mainly, I use it to watch TV, microwave food, and charge my phone."

"Husband: What would you do if i won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now."

"Thank you to the Spanish public for. .. ...rallying round and providing new headlines."

"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"

"Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up"

"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."

"If you yell Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times at 3AM, as loud as you can, your mom will appear and tell you to shut up and go to bed."

"Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris"