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Joke of the Day
"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."
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"""that escalated quickly"" -idiot in an elevator"
"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""
"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."
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"The man at the grocery store name is Bobby Chubsucker. He was either very popular or made fun of a lot in school."
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