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Joke of the Day
"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"
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"I like my women like I like my condoms. Wrapped around my dick and full of my semen."
"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"
"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""
"whats 9+10 21 lol"
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"Bert asks Ernie, ""Ernie do you want to get ice cream?"" Ernie responds ""Sure Bert"""
"What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men? Live Jasmine"
"A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a bench when a young boy walks by... ""Let's fuck him!"" says the priest. ""Out of what?"" asks the rabbi."
"If I held two sandwiches, one in each hand, would anybody consider that a balanced diet?"