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Joke of the Day
"What does a jewish pedophile say to a kid Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
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"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."
"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"
"I hate political jokes And it disgusts me that two are running for president."
"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought."
"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter."
"Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists."
"You know the kids that'd knock on doors and run away....? ...they now deliver stuff for UPS"
"Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider? Because it's hard to discern."
"Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous."