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Joke of the Day
"You know the kids that'd knock on doors and run away....? ...they now deliver stuff for UPS"
Next Joke
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"How can I go to sleep when this movie I've seen 70 times just started?"
"Why did they plant trees in Harlem? Public transportation."
"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"
"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."
"I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Bcuz 7 8 9!"
"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."