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Joke of the Day

"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."

"5-year-old daughter: Barbie is mad at Ken. *pushes their faces together* Me: Did they kiss and make up? 5: No. She headbutted him."

"My Life Thats the joke"

"Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park"

"The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"Q: What is Mozart doing right now? A: Decomposing."

"Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans? 'Cuz they were stalin'!"

"Girl, you have a nice... http://imgur.com/OJKPTJr"

"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."

"Legs spread faster than lies these days"