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Joke of the Day
"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"
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"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."
"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."
"How do people want Trump right now? [removed]"
"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."
"My dad walked in while I zoomed in on Street fighter Dad: ""Damn son, that girl has some big 'ol titties!"" Me: ""Dad.......thats E. Honda"""
"A man walks up to a woman sitting alone... ...He ask her ""Did you fall from heaven?"" She begins to blush and giggle and replies with a smirk ""Maybe.. Why?"" ""Because you look *really* fucked up."""
"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"
"Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? His hands were tied."
"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"