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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."
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"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"
"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds."
"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"
"I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back"
"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."
"I pay a monthly membership fee that lets me think about going to a gym."
"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."