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Joke of the Day

"Anytime my 6 yr old daughter replies with 'What?', there's always that split second where I fight my urge to start quoting Pulp Fiction."

"A LOT of people have been photobombing my shots of Waldo"

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."

"Earth's scientists have discovered that sheep are smarter than most primates. This explains why not a lot of sheep tune in to Jersey Shore."

"Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy."

"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."

"I'm intelligent but not ""make good life choices"" intelligent."

"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"

"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."

"Lets get freaky. I mean really Freaky. Like I can't look you in the eye for two days kinda freaky."