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Joke of the Day

"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"

"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."

"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with double D breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"You could make a whole biopic about my life using only the infomercial footage of people unable to perform simple tasks for no reason."

"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"

"When my kids get older I'm going to discourage them from drinking.This way if I need a liver I can just harvest one of theirs."

"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."

"Knock knock Who's there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama so old she invented knock knock jokes"