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Joke of the Day

"Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now..."

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent poodle?"

"What do you get when you cross a JOKE with a RHETORICAL QUESTION?"

"What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***"

"Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. A girl who spreads easily."

"Did you hear about the resourceful proctologist? He always used two fingers, in case his patients wanted a second opinion."

"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."

"Yesterday my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why is that, doc?"" He replied, ""I'm trying to examine you."""

"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."

"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"