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Joke of the Day

"I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, ""Not overly racist."""

"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."

"My girlfriend just told me she might be pregnant I told her to cut it out"

"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"

"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird."

"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together."

"I'm not in favour of student loans. I think people should get their own student."