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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"
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"I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt. He shouted back ""That's Gneiss!"""
"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"
"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What's a female lizard's favorite song? ""Girls just iguana have fun""."
"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"I wish I had firearms. Or maybe one firearm and one regular arm."
"A white girl walks into a bar She passes it with flying colors and becomes a top lawyer"
"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."