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Joke of the Day

"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"

"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"

"Why did Vivaldi die poor? Because he was baroque."

"Lawyer: why do you want a divorce? Wife: because he use idioms incorrectly. Me: it's not my cup of shoes, Linda!"

"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."

"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."

"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."

"I live off my music and the pain it inflicts on others."

"A girl asked me if I had AIDS... I said: ""Uh, I don't think you can get that from a goat."""