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Joke of the Day
"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."
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"What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste (better to say it aloud)"
"it's so crazy to think that, before the internet, real celebrities had to tattoo the little blue checkmark on their faces"
"Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky. Surely, you can't be Sirius."
"My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary."
"Polish math prodigy Knock knock! Who's there? Polish math prodigy with slurred speech. Polish math prodigy with slurred speech who? Toomasz Whizzski"
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
"So I was on r/news the other day... [removed]"
"Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off? The hip replacement guy. /dad"
"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino."