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Joke of the Day

"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"

"What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"

"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it doesn't screw."

"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."

"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."

"Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's"

"An Old woman is having breakfast with elderly husband when she says LET'S GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX"" he replies ""PICK ONE,I CAN'T DO BOTH"""

"How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner? She doesn't because she's dead."

"50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies... Well first it tied them, then it beat them."