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Joke of the Day

"Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets... It's called Halo3.**ods**t"

"""That was mesmerizing!"" I know another big word... huge."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."

"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"

"(SPOILERS) What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere? A Hyundai."

"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"

"My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything..."