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Joke of the Day
"Apparently mime on mime violence is a real problem, you just don't hear about it."
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"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? The cop"
"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter kek"
"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."
"stupid knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you can yodel"
"Cowboys would still be alive today if they hadn't shot all of their spare bullets in the air after winning one gunfight."
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."