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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him? He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser"

"coder lolz what do you get when throw salt at a coder? a seasoned developer."

"I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts."

"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"

"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."

"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."

"Did you hear Harriet Tubman will be on the $20? Does this mean it'll be worth 70% of its value because she's a woman? Or does it mean it'll be worth 3/5th because she's black?"

"Well, that didn't work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying ""Threesome?"""

"What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"

"If the headline just read ""Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead,"" news sites could reuse it over and over again."