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Joke of the Day

"If we have sex in the dark, there's a 50% chance that I'll put it in the wrong hole and a 100% chance that I did it on purpose."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"

"A 90 Year Old Holocaust Survivor Told Me This One... ""Don't you think I have anything better to do than give 20 people on Reddit the same joke every day for the past 2 years?"""

"After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home? I need more door."

"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."

"I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start."

"I'd explain it to you again but I'm fresh out of crayons and puppets"

"Anyone who says they don't like cats hasn't had them cooked properly."