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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to lose this last 180 pounds but he refuses to leave."
Next Joke
"I keep nacho cheese handy so in case I start to lose an argument I can pour it on my head and say ""You're arguing with nachos, you idiot""."
"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."
"Confucius say Man high on sex use cherry picker"
"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"
"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"
"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
"Non-consensual sex burns more calories than consensual sex."
"I like my beer like I enjoy my violence. Domestic."
"What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors."