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Joke of the Day

"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."

"To get your ""porn star name,"" take the street you grew up on and see whether it's in a low-income area with a high rate of domestic abuse."

"A woman walks into a brothel trying to find work... ""Do you have any openings here?"" she asks the manager. The manager replies, ""Sorry, we have too many right now."""

"I was staring at a fish. Suddenly, it started laughing ...It was probably because of my aqueous humor"

"The guy who coined the phrase,""I'm not gettin any younger."" The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,""No shit, Sherlock."""

"Want to play the rape game? said Guy. ""No"" said Girl. ""That's the spirit!"" said Guy. Girl is now screwed."

"My friend tried playing Pokemon Go in Vegas, but sadly lost his phone. All he caught was herpes."

"Why are men typically smarter than women? They come across more things."

"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""

"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."