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Joke of the Day

"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""

"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."

"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."

"What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"

"What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth? What flavor au jus?"

"Helen: Mum do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No dear what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it."

"I was completely offended, but then you said ""no offense,"" so now everything's cool."

"Dear Parents, Don't tell your little girl ""He's only mean to you because he likes you."" and wonder why she only dates assholes when she's older."

"I've fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me"