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Joke of the Day
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?? In case he got a hole in one"
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"What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself? A nISISist"
"What's the difference between men and women when it comes to drinking? My boys drive me to drink, but women drive me to drink."
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback"
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
"I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll ""never forget."""
"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"
"Honey, does the baby do parkour? ""No"" she says. He replies ""then he fell out the window""."
"Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver."