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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model... They hired me as the ""before"" picture."

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"[2025] Dad, Mum, this is my girlfriend. You might recognise her, she used to be quite famous *the laugh-cry emoji steps forward shyly*"
"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""
"Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!"
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"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."