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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."
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"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."
"What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion? Having to swallow your pride."
"Autocorrect has been around for centuries, I got mine when I married my wife."
"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"
"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"
"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."
"I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work."
"Basically, our plans for the satanic ritual fell through, because we couldn't agree on whose turn it was to get the goat."
"TIL Michael Jackson was a huge GW Bush campaign contributor. He thought GW said ""Leave no child's behind"""