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Joke of the Day
"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
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"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"
"What did the light bulb say to the switch? ""You turn me on."""
"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."
"Q: What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? A: Disney spells."
"I watched Batman with a girl on our 9th date. It went ""dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"""
"They're demanding figgy pudding. They won't go until they get some. What do I do? Call the cops? I'm calling the cops."
"Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis."