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Joke of the Day

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"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."

"What is more dangerous than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."

"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"

"If I had a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on... I'd be like, ""Why ya'll keep giving me all these dimes?"""

"Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts."

"I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes"

"Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word ""meal"" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"