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Joke of the Day
"Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are... Human Traffic-ers."
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"From my 6 year old: Where do good bees live? A bee-have"
"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."
"I think my lab partner and I are finally hitting it off because I feel a lot of chemistry between us."
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other."
"A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man."
"What's the difference between priests and gay men? Priests say Amen and gay men say ahh, men."
"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"