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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other."
Next Joke
"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
"A mom is having dinner with her daughter And her daughter exclaims ""Mom, I don't really like the red soup"", her mom replies ""Be quiet child-we only get it once a month"""
"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."
"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."
"Stop saying ""I Wish"" and start saying ""I Will""."
"I giveth, and I taketh away. Why? Because I recycleth."