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Joke of the Day

"If I had a 1$ for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars."

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."

"What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear? Claude"

"What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug"

"When God made me he was just showing of"

"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."

"Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, ""there's plenty more married men out there."""

"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"

"Gay people are not mean They're just fucking assholes."