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Joke of the Day

"Don't read this if you don't like sensitive topics Biting into an ice cream"

"What do you call a half-length lightsabre? A slightsabre"

"When Snoop Dogg proposed He got down on bended knee, opened up a box with a ring in it and said: ""Marriage. Wanna?"""

"Some morbid baby jokes What's scarier then ten babies in one jar? A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container? A: blend it."

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."

"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."

"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."

"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."

"I'm making a device where if you push an already lit elevator button, you get Hepititis C"

"What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife? Ceasar"