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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."

"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"

"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."

"All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track & Field. I guess the ones that weren't good at running didn't make it."

"What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo."

"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."

"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"

"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."