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Joke of the Day

"I like my men like I like my chess players... They know how to make an opening."

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"The first thing I do in the shower is wash my asshole. Just wanna get that shit out of the way."

"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."

"Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries."

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"Brussel sprouts are like blow jobs If you get 'em forced down your throat young you'll never have a taste for them when you're older"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"

"why do JEWS have big noses ? air is free"

"I'm not a proctologist ... ... but I know an asshole when I see one."