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Joke of the Day
"I caught up with my old English teacher. ""What's new?"" he asked. I said, ""An adjective."""
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"I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today. My Wife wasn't. She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse. Odd, we don't own a dog."
"I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron does. pow. bam."
"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly handed her a tube of Super Glue Now she won't talk to me."
"Four ply humor. My wife asks me? I want a boob job. I told her, rub some toilet paper between your tits. You wipe your ass with it all the time. Look how big your ass is."
"Vasaline is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children... *Just stick that stuff on the outside of the doorknob and the kids can't turn the knob to get in."
"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."
"What kind of drink would a lollipop make? Sucker punch."