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Joke of the Day

"PIG: ""I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon"" PSYCHIATRIST: ""I'll cure you"" PIG: ""Oh God, not you too"""

"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic"

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"

"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator!"

"When you get 3 out of 4, its... not half bad!"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"