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Joke of the Day
"Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes? In the L Ron cupboard."
Next Joke
"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"
"A seal walks into a club... that is all."
"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."
"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"
"Have you ever eaten a clock before? It's very time consuming."
"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"
"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."
"Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides? Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way."
"What do you call redditors when they get STDs The HIVmind"