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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the 2nd one would have ducked..."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? ""Hold onto your nuts boy, this ain't no ordinary blow job!"""

"Difference between a Batsman and Batman? Batsman hits the ball. Out. Batman kicks the balls out."

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"Best joke you came up with yourself? A lot of people think that Saudi Arabians are uninformed. What do you expect? They live under Iraq (a rock)."

"There is a new virus which only affects Muslims.Where do they put the infected? In the Quran-tine room!"

"Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too."

"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."

"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"

"I think I've finally crossed the line. ~~Line.~~"