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"A British man enters customs at an Australian airport. The officer asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The man looks confused and replies ""No, do I still need one?"""
"What do Far Cry 4 and The Big Lebowski have in common? I hate the fucking Eagles, man!"
"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."
"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"
"If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on."
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"If Chris Redfield worked pest control... It would be called Resident Weavile."
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much? Musl'im"