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Joke of the Day
"How do 2 psychics greet each other? ""Hello, how am I?"" ""You're fine, how am I?"""
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"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."
"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"
"What town should a ""mountain oyster"" festival be held in? Oxnard, CA"
"I'm beginning to believe that my road worker friend is a kleptomaniac.. So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones."
"Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access."
"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."
"Two men walk into a bar.... ...the third one sees this and ducks."
"Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side."