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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left leg and arm in a car crash? He's all right now."

"My kid just randomly recited my wife's cell phone number that we had no idea he knew. Now we're getting fitted for suits and hitting Vegas."

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."

"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli. If you don't like it at home, you're really gonna hate it in the school cafeteria."

"How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan"

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"

"I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford."

"What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokemon Uranium"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."