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Joke of the Day

"What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer? Pokemon Uranium"

"Usually, the one you want, is the one you can't have."

"Think you can save humanity? Well, Jesus nailed it."

"[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars? Some Stormtrooper"

"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"

"The number of things I feel compelled to sniff before I buy, is slightly embarrassing."

"What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow? Chop chop."

"What did MC Hammer name his son? Arman."

"It's true I misunderstood what you meant by ""take me to the bone zone"" but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard."

"If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway."