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Joke of the Day

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."

"Kim on FB needs help deciding if the snot in her kid's nose is from allergies or not. His Dr. says yes, but she really needs your opinion."

"a study shows that 40% of Japanese people have cataracts. the other 60% have Mitsubishi's edit: Mitsubishi to be said in best racist Japanese accent"

"I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it."

"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"

"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"

"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!"

"Circle jerking For when you and your friends want to finish more than each other's sentences."